Miley Cyrus is having the last laugh—and the last slice!
The “We Can’t Stop” singer has been subjected to a series of untrue rumors for months, and on Wednesday, Cyrus decided to have a little fun of her own. In December, Life & Style reported that the pop star and Patrick Schwarzenegger got married in Miami. The tabloid alleged that Cyrus walked down the aisle to a techno remix of “Here Comes the Bride” and, while reciting her vows, promised to “try to be a faithful wife, but…she couldn’t make any promises.” Per a source, Schwarzenegger said he would marry her if she took his last name. “Then they made out for like five minutes while everyone cheered.” It alleged that the rings were made using rolling papers and a little-person stripper acted as the minister.
Cuckoo, right? The bizarre rumors about her personal life didn’t end there.
In January, Life & Style ran a cover story announcing that Cyrus was “pregnant and dumped.” The article claimed that she was “notoriously lax about birth control,” and Schwarzenegger considered breaking up.
Cyrus never commented on the rumors directly, but she did silence split talk when she attended a pre-Grammys event with Schwarzenegger. And, if her risqué Grammys dress was any indication, no baby bump exists.
Still, the rumors persisted, so on Wednesday, Cyrus regrammed a manipulated image of herself getting an ultrasound. Her best friend Cheyne Thomas played doctor, and the sonogram showed a pizza baby. “The rumors are true…… @cheythom,” the “Wrecking Ball” singer, 22, joked in the Instagram caption.
At least she has a sense of humor about these things!
The truth is, Cyrus and Schwarzenegger are neither married nor expecting a child. They are, however, enjoying each other’s company. Recently, the couple went to Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif., with Cyrus’ sister in tow. “Disneyland is actually the best place on earth,” Schwarzenegger, 21, told his Twitter followers.
Cyrus is a hit with her boyfriends’ famous family, too. After a group dinner in late December, a source revealed to E! News, “Miley and Patrick definitely look like a cute, happy couple and are getting serious.”